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Ballard Resident Spend Entire Summer Asking Facebook ‘If Anyone Else Heard That’

August 2, 2026

BALLARD — With a summer full of fireworks, thunder, and the Blue Angels, Ballard neighborhood Facebook group moderators are working overtime sorting through posts…

Quasi-Norwegian Ballard Fans Trash Nordic Museum After Norway Loss To England

July 11, 2026

BALLARD — What started as a passionate group of fans who had recently adopted Norwegian culture watching Norway take on England in the World…

Seafood Festival Gives Ballard Residents Chance To Pay Premium Prices Without The Burden Of Chairs

July 10, 2026

BALLARD — The annual seafood festival once again gave Ballard residents the rare opportunity to spend sit-down restaurant money while standing on pavement, eating fried…

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