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City Confirms Roadwork Delay Caused By Workers Taking Turns On ‘Really Cool Digging Machine’

July 9, 2026

BALLARD — Public Works officials have confirmed the large-scale project north of Market on 24th has officially been delayed until fall 2028. Despite growing…

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