Ballard Bars Accidentally Reveal Alcohol Is Free by Charging Same Price for Mocktails July 15, 2026 BALLARD — In a shocking turn of events, numerous Ballard bars have inadvertently revealed that alcohol is actually free by charging the same price for a…
Quasi-Norwegian Ballard Fans Trash Nordic Museum After Norway Loss To England July 11, 2026 BALLARD — What started as a passionate group of fans who had recently adopted Norwegian culture watching Norway take on England in the World…
New Ballard Brewery Says Its IPA Will Be ‘Drinkable On Purpose’ July 9, 2026 BALLARD — In a stunning break from local brewing tradition, newcomers to the Ballard beer scene have announced plans to create an IPA that…
Ballard Man With Strong Opinions on Restaurant Industry Finally Ready to Lose Life Savings July 9, 2026 BALLARD — After years of confidently explaining what every neighborhood restaurant is doing wrong, Ballardite Derek Plapson has announced he is finally ready to…
Apartment Developer Confirms New Ballard Retail Space Could Be Anything, Including Vacant July 8, 2026 BALLARD — The development company behind Ballard’s newest mega apartment complex has confirmed today that their (mandated) 1st-floor retail space could be anything from a…
Ballard Resident Shocked to Learn Increased Minimum Wage Also Increased Latte Costs July 8, 2026 BALLARD — When Robert Deuce voted in favor of increasing Seattle’s minimum wage, he thought he was making a positive contribution to the world….