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Ballard Bars Accidentally Reveal Alcohol Is Free by Charging Same Price for Mocktails

July 15, 2026

BALLARD — In a shocking turn of events, numerous Ballard bars have inadvertently revealed that alcohol is actually free by charging the same price for a…

Seafood Festival Gives Ballard Residents Chance To Pay Premium Prices Without The Burden Of Chairs

July 10, 2026

BALLARD — The annual seafood festival once again gave Ballard residents the rare opportunity to spend sit-down restaurant money while standing on pavement, eating fried…

New Ballard Brewery Says Its IPA Will Be ‘Drinkable On Purpose’

July 9, 2026

BALLARD — In a stunning break from local brewing tradition, newcomers to the Ballard beer scene have announced plans to create an IPA that…

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