A weekly collection of things we definitely heard, probably misheard, or spiritually understood while standing too close to people buying $9 mushrooms.
“We’re not getting pastries. We’re just looking at them emotionally.”
“I support local farmers, I just don’t think beets should cost that much.”
“I’m not mad they brought their dog. I’m mad their dog seems richer than me.”
“This honey tastes like someone with a beard made it.”
“I miss when this neighborhood had character,” said man buying $18 granola.
